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christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I was referring to his acting abilities. ?
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Sure, if you are talking looks, but what about his backhand. How can you be so shallow?
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
But doc...isn't Jeremy Irons a step up from Murray.
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
It means your nightmares are a lot better than mine. I constantly die or get killed in my dreams. ??
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Hmmmm, this is a very complex case, please lie down on my couch tell me everything that passes through your mind. I can assure you after 10 years 4 times a week 250 per session we will have a slightly better understanding and you will dream of being broken up with by higher ranked players
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Andy Murray broke up with me...in my nightmare last night. Weird. And then Jeremy Irons wanted to marry me. What the hell does this mean?
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
That has always been a problem. She has to buy bigger shoes and take them to cobbler for adjustments.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Wow. How do shoes fit?
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Her extra toe sits exactly on top between her 3rd & 4th toes and doesn't have a toenail either. Hope I'm not being too graphic. It's like a small short fat stump.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
That's creative.
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
My nephew colored her toe yellow and made it look like a minion. It was the cutest and funniest thing. Lol!!
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I could have learned to count in base 11. Can you imagine?
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
LMAO!!
coldslayer1000
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coldslayer1000 @JamesMcQ  Tennis , minions and ice cream
That pun is toeing the line Christine !
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I always feel that I am not whole!!!!
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
No. They surgically removed it and I haven't been the same since!!!! Hahahahahaha
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Did you have the extra digit removed or you still have it? My sister was born the same way but hers could not be removed.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I was born with 6 toes on my right foot.
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Awwww. Your a great person Christine
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Awwww :') That was soulful.
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Awesome story. Sorry for the loss. Let's keep the stories coming.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Here's a great story. In August 2013 I went to NYC to visit friends and go to the US Open. I was in lower Manhattan just walking around waiting for my friend to get out of a meeting so we could lunch. I went into a park and was sitting on a bench when I noticed a manila envelope on the ground behind the bench. I opened it and there was a note that read, "honey, don't ever be afraid to ask. I am there for you, always. Dad". In the envelope was $2200 dollars. Damn. I was shaking a bit, looked left and right quickly. On the envelope was a return address to a Law Firm right around the corner. Moral dilemma. I phoned the Law firm and told them the situation although I didn't reveal the amount of money I found, just that there was money. Asked if they could send an office memo and told them what park I was in when I found the envelope. Left my phone number with them. Low and behold, the next morning I received a call and a very surprised man told me he couldn't believe my actions, told me the exact amount of cash in the envelope and told me pretty much word for word what the note said. It was money for his daughter whom he said couldn't make her September rent. Then when I asked him how I could get the money to him he said, "my dear, please keep the money, enjoy the tennis and I wish you were my daughter.".



I took my dear friend Carl out to a fabulous dinner.



Carl passed away two months ago from cancer. I miss him terribly. He was a dear friend. But we rocked it that night at dinner!
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
You missed random questions
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
People do call me Misschris.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Joyful and merry.......now that's truly funny.



What topic have I missed goochy? Your butting in threw me for a loop.
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
That's true! ^_^
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
She's kinda like Christmas. Always joyful and merry
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Ok. *whispers 'I won't tell Christine that you called her Christmas'*
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Maybe shhhh
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
You wrote Christmas earlier, didn't you? :P
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