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Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Lol xD
coldslayer1000
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coldslayer1000 @JamesMcQ  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Hahaha I like it
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Anyway, here's one more....



How is Facebook like a refrigerator?



Every few minutes you open it to see if there's anything good in it. :D
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Was up until 3:30am waiting for my baby girl to come home from out of town by herself. I know she's 20 yrs old but I still worry about them both especially when they travel alone.
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Not bad Veronica lol
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Why did the beet turn red?



It saw the salad dressing.

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What is Peter Pan's favorite fast food restaurant?



Wendy's

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Why did the kid stare at the frozen orange juice can all day?



Because the lable said "concentrate".
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
To make it stand, you wet it.

To make it wet, you suck it.

To make it stiff, you lick it.

To get it in, you push it.



DAMN!!!!!



















Threading a needle at any age is no fucking joke! :p
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Why are men like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.



What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.



What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.



“A man and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” Then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home. “What took you so long to answer?” he asked. “I was in bed,” she replied. “What were you doing in bed this late?” “Getting a second opinion.”
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Ya killin' me doc! Lol!!
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Ha ha ha ha LOL
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
The joke is on men





Why do dogs lick their balls?



Because they can
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I can tell you the taters are happy so you're happy! ^___________^
coldslayer1000
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coldslayer1000 @JamesMcQ  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Such smoothie much smoothie many smoothie :p



Uhhuh, TATERS IS LOVE. TATER IS LIFE.



Happy? ^___^
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
There's no room for maybe. Don't deny your undying love for taters. ^^
coldslayer1000
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coldslayer1000 @JamesMcQ  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Maaaaaybeee ^______^
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
James loves taters!

♥️❤️❣♥️❤️❣
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
That's gonna hurt!
goochy009
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goochy009  Tennis , minions and ice cream
You gotta peal the skin before you eat it
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
There's mashing in that things future!
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Princess. Put that thing down before you hurt yourself.
christinenelles88
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christinenelles88  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Now that's a dirty spud. Can you dig it?
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6e/96/bc/6e96bc8bf56f47eaeffe44dc08207e2c.jpg
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Lol!! :p
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Worth burning for
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster. Lol!!!



I know, I know...I'm gonna burn in hell but I couldn't help myself. :D :D :D
vscholz66
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vscholz66  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...



Then it just becomes a soap opera.

:D :D :D :p :p :p
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
There's a pokestop in the same residential complex I live in. It's in a church. But the gates were closed. Lol! I couldn't go in. Oo
Rutu
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Rutu @iamgroot  Tennis , minions and ice cream
I was looking for Pokemon today too. :p

But the servers have been down today. :/
Dsquared
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Dsquared  Tennis , minions and ice cream
Hi going back 3 days on this thread my neighborhood is packed with people wandering around staring at their cell phone looking for Pokemon it a strange world
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